Low dynamic range? Check. Poor low light performance? Fucking check. Terrible jpeg processing? Yup. Cartoonish colors? My inner child could benefit.

It’s a Canon. A Canon being a Canon, and a crop-frame one at that – a hard dick to swallow for some, but not for a broke loser rediscovering enthusiasm after a years-long break. Nope, not this nigga.

At the end of the day, as a brand and as a product Canon is generally less about photography and more about lifestyle, just as lifestyle photography is, which is why they go together so well. You don’t think art or documentary or wildlife when you think Canon – you think generic stock photos at best. Shaniqua in a business suit leading a corporate meeting, that’s Canon photography.

It was cheap, though, and that’s what matters in life.